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Two New GWAR Members To Join Their Scumdog Brothers On The GWAR Eternal Tour This Fall

By Larry Petro, News Monkey
Monday, September 22, 2014 @ 4:37 PM


Berserker Blóthar And Vulvatron

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GWAR, the most brutal band in existence, has bolstered its ranks leading up to the GWAR Eternal Tour. The Berserker Blóthar and Vulvatron are the latest intergalactic warriors to be banished to the pathetic mudball known as Planet Earth. Blóthar; a fat, filthy, frozen space viking, will take over as GWAR's lead vocalist. The role of the red-hot cybernetic spitfire known as Vulvatron is more mysterious...Both will feature prominently in the anticipated GWAR Eternal Tour - which promises to be the most shocking and entertaining rock show of the year! Get to know your new masters before they grind you to a bloody pulp!

Blóthar

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Origin: The Berserker Blóthar is an ancient shape-shifting holy warrior from the planet Scumdoggia. Blóthar is known to associate with intergalactic outlaw biker gangs

Position: Doggy Style baby! A true Renaissance man; Blóthar sings, he dances, he kills things...

Features: Blóthar wears a ceremonial headdress fashioned from the gigantic antlers and pelt of a Spectral Moon Moose he killed eons ago. He carries a mighty battle axe, an impenetrable shield, and for some reason has grown a set of hideous space udders

Hobbies: Ice fishing and ritual murder

Quote: "I went into a trance of blinding rage. I must have killed a million space apes. I was sleeping it off, and I woke up with a piss boner. I figure, why waste it, you know? So I'm rubbing one out, and the next thing I know, I'm on stage with GWAR in front of thousands of hideous, acne-ridden teenaged humanoids. I was promised there would be wifi, but it's hit or miss...."

Vulvatron

Size: Genetically engineered to the optimum proportions for a female of her species

Origin: Vulvatron has returned from the year 69000, where she was a high-ranking Scumdog assassin in the battle against futuro-fascist forces. Her primary functions include mastery of the arts of war, quantum mechanics, and intergalactic musicology

Position: Head Bitch In Charge Features: Shock-white dreadlocks, high-tech armor, cybernetic implants, boob spew, prominent posterior

Hobbies: Adapting her superior technology and sexual prowess to the present day, perfecting the chemical formula for Vulvoline - her line of signature drag-racing motor oils, hot yoga

Quote: "I have summoned Planck quantities of energy to navigate the fabric of space-time back to this primitive era on Earth. I believe our wormhole might have slightly malfunctioned upon my arrival, also ushering in a primeval creature from a far earlier era, vaguely resembling a Moon Moose. I shall have to report this anomaly to maintenance. My mission is to alter the current path of GWAR so that they might prevent the darkest period in the history of the Universe! I have calculated an optimum plan of action to achieve...Hey! Quit staring at my tits!"

See the Berserker Blóthar, Vulvatron and the rest of GWAR as they embark upon the GWAR Eternal Tour and search for Oderus Urungus!

GWAR W/ DECAPITATED and AMERICAN SHARKS:

  • 10/15: Norfolk, VA @ The Norva
  • 10/16: Sayreville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
  • 10/17: Stroudsburg, PA @ Sherman Theater
  • 10/18: Worcester, MA @ The Palladium - "Rock and Shock Festival"
  • 10/19: Buffalo, NY @ The Town Ballroom
  • 10/21: Louisville, KY @ Expo Five****
  • 10/22: Memphis, TN @ New Daisy Theater
  • 10/23: Dallas, TX @ Gas Monkey Live
  • 10/24: New Orleans, LA @ House of Blues
  • 10/25: Austin, TX @ Emo's - "Housecore Horror Film Festival*
  • 10/26: Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
  • 10/28: Oklahoma City, OK @ Diamond Ballroom
  • 10/29: Sauget, IL @ Pop's Nightclub
  • 10/30: Lawrence, KS @ Granada Theater
  • 10/31: Denver, CO @ The Summit Music Hall**
  • 11/1: Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater
  • 11/2: Tempe, AZ @ The Marquee
  • 11/3: Santa Ana, CA @ The Observatory
  • 11/4: Reno, NV @ Knitting Factory Concert House
  • 11/5: San Francisco, CA @ The Regency Ballroom
  • 11/6: Hollywood, CA @ House of Blues
  • 11/7: Las Vegas, NV @ Hard Rock Live
  • 11/8: Magna, UT @ The Great Salt Air
  • 11/10: Boise, ID @ Knitting Factory Concert House
  • 11/11: Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
  • 11/12: Seattle, WA @ Showbox SODO
GWAR W/ TBA and AMERICAN SHARKS:
  • 11/14: Vancouver, BC and Commodore Ballroom
GWAR W/ CORROSION OF CONFORMITY and AMERICAN SHARKS:
  • 11/15: Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory Concert House
  • 11/16: Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall Ballroom
  • 11/17: Edmonton, AB @ Union Hall
  • 11/19: Fargo, ND @ The Venue
  • 11/20: Minneapolis, MN @ Skyway Theater
  • 11/21: Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
  • 11/22: Detroit, MI @ Harpo's
  • 11/23: Grand Rapids, MI @ The Intersection***
  • 11/25: Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue
  • 11/26: Cleveland, OH @ House of Blues
  • 11/28: Charlotte, NC @ Tremont Music Hall
  • 11/29: Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
  • 11/30: New York, NY @ Irving Plaza
  • 12/2: Nashville, TN @ Exit/In
  • 12/3: Asheville, NC @ The Orange Peel
  • 12/4: Pensacola, FL @ Vinyl Music Hall
  • 12/5: Orlando, FL @ Firestone Live
  • 12/6: Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
  • 12/7: Columbus, OH @ Newport Music Hall
  • 12/8: Millvale, PA @ Mr. Smalls Theater
  • 12/9: Toronto, ON @ Opera House
  • 12/10: Montreal, QC @ Virgin Mobile Corona Theater
  • 12/11: Clifton Park, NY @ Upstate Concert Hall
  • 12/12: New Haven, CT @ Toad's Place
  • 12/13: Baltimore, MD @ Baltimore Sound Stage
* No AMERICAN SHARKS
** HAVOK plays on this show
*** THE MEATMEN play on this show
**** HUNTRESS plays on this show


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