Patriots Win Super Bowl - KNAC.COM's Eveready Ed Put Under Suicide Watch!
Sunday, February 3, 2002 @ 7:02 PM
Rams Lose, Pin Blame On Ed! Ku
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With only seconds left in Super Bowl XXXVI, New England place kicker Adam Vinatieri's 48-yard field goal lifted the New England Patriots to a 20-17 win over the heavily favored Los Angeles ....errrr, St. Louis Rams.
While Patriots players celebrated nearby, a broken and battered Ram QB Kurt Warner could be clearly heard cursing KNAC.COM's own Eveready Ed. "Fucking Ed," Warner said, "The son of a bitch send me a post card of himself wearing nothing but a replica Rams jersey, and sure as shit that vision haunted me throughout the entire damned game." Warner went on to say, "Just before our last series of downs, I even closed my eyes and envisioned my mom bringing me a bowl of Campbell's Vegetable Beef soup, but nothing could erase that pot bellied Mother Fucker from my mind, my concentration was shot."
New England won their first Super Bowl in three tries.