We had our kids watch the Grammy’s last night with us.
Here’s an overview:
Gunner: Tell me when “In-Stink” is off the tv, I’ll be back then.
Storm: Why does everybody suck?
Donna: Stormy, don’t say "suck."
Dad: Well, it’s just a faze - America will get over it.
Rhyan: I hope soon, but Nelly Fertada is cool.
Storm: Why is Destiny’s child think they’re Mexican now?
Dad: Well, it’s marketing, baby.
Storm: Yeah, but it sucks!
Donna: Stormy, don’t say “suck.”
Decker: (still snoring)
(The tv announces: Coming up next: Nelly!)
Rhyan: Ya! Nelly Fertada!
Dad: No, Rhy, it’s the rapper Nelly…
Rhyan: Man, rap sucks!
Donna: Rhyan, don’t say “suck.”
Dad: Well, the Grammy’s this year do suck.
Gunner: Yeah, “In-suck!”
Donna: You can say that again.
Everybody starts shouting “Suck, suck, suck, suck…”
And so, to quote Nikki in his diary, "Ahhh...to be a fly on the wall..."