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GENE SIMMONS Parody Book Due In March

By Larry Petro, News Monkey
Tuesday, January 6, 2015 @ 3:49 PM


Gene Simmons Is A Powerful And Attractive Man: And Other Irrefutable Facts

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The earth revolves around the sun. The sun revolves around Gene Simmons, and Gene Simmons revolves around nothing. On March 31st, Plume Books will publish a 224 page paperback titled Gene Simmons Is A Powerful And Attractive Man: And Other Irrefutable Facts.

In this authorized parody of one of rock and roll’s biggest icons, fans will find incredible “facts” about the legend that is Gene Simmons, peppered with words of wisdom straight from the Demon’s tongue, hilarious reactions to Gene from kids, reimagined movie posters featuring Gene Simmons in the title role, and much, much more.

Authour Christina Vitagliano lives in Las Vegas. She has not slept with Gene Simmons, although she did get him to write the foreword to the book. Illustrations were created by Corey and Craig Marier. You can pre-order the book in the KNAC.COM More Store right HERE.


































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